APRIL IS HERE

I always thought April is a special month. For one thing it is my birthmonth. You will all celebrate my birthday by sending me gifts and tributes. And I of course will celebrate it with nasty debauchery. I will think up of new ways to torment and torture you and of course there is always blackmail. So now because it is a special month, Ms April got to be the freakiest too. Look at her stick dead flies in her peehole. And to make sure its safe in there, i made her push it down with a qtip and chopstick. I had a nasty fun time with her. LOL and you can bet your unified useless asses that she had a great time with me too. Enjoy the month she is on here. For the rest, I want you all to figure out how you can top that! And maybe you will be Ms. May.