Christmas is almost here

Have you figured out what to give the mistress this Christmas. You should start thinking about it and save that money for the mistress. No excuses are accepted. I do not care if you have a dozen children or your stupid wife/girlfriend wants a new flat tv. Guess who will be your priority this season, LOL. None other but me. Do not worry, You don't even have to go shopping for me unless you want to buy me something from my amazon wishlist. Cash is accepted. Make this season a merry one for me, and I will make yours miserably memorable for you. HO! HO! HO!